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Super mario rpg jump1/24/2024 He gives us a Pick Me Up, which acts as a revival item. : 'Zat so? Well, if Mario's on your team, you'll have that coin back in a jiffy! Not so fast! Take this with you. : Oh, but there's no need to worry! Mario, here, will help us out! : WHAT!? Well, if that's the case, I guess we can't trade. New party member in tow, let's head to the Item Shop. Mario's a bit more excited about this than I am. Admittedly, I am curious to see what happens when you drop a deuce. Even though I've been ripping on you, I did see you make it start raining by crying. : How about it, Mario? Will you help me catch that filthy thief? I'm a frog, but can you believe it? I can't jump. ![]() : Wow! You're THE Mario? I know all about you! You've got more JUMP in you than a box of frogs! I'm Mallow from Tadpole Pond. Where the hell was that jumping ability two minutes ago? Goddammit, you turd. Even though we found out earlier that Jump won't hurt Bowser. If I was Mario, I would have been pleased as punch to see some sort of a way out. : Oh yeah! He took it from me! He stole my coin! I chased him, but he's way too fast. Oh, boy, I think we just found ourselves a savant. Oh, it's one that we probably have to go help. ![]() What the fuck kind of warped cry-baby is this? But it's just not fair.! What am I gonna do? Waaaaaah!!! If it was, I think we just found the towel manager. Thank God this game wasn't about Mario gathering a team for an inner-city basketball league. I'd tell you to insert Benny Hill music here, but I find it to be overplayed. I guess it's not very good with them yet. Stepping out of the castle, the camera pans down and gives us a shot of a bipedal crocodile shoulder-checking a lady fifteen feet through the air. Maybe they should sell Toadstool to Bowser. Inside of Mushroom Kingdom's prestigious vault is ten coins, a Flower and one of the fancy full-heal Mushrooms. : Mario! The Chancellor has filled me in! Come. Popping down this way, we encounter the vault guard. Heading back to the previous room, we go through the door to the right. Go to the cellar and prepare for your journey. But I can't stop worrying about the Princess. : I almost forgot! This may not help you, but. : Mario.her life is in your hands! Please, save our dear Princess!Īs we leave to do just that, the Chancellor stops Mario so abruptly, he faceplants. I think the only part of that I would have understood was that Bowser got beat up and Toadstool apparently believes that if they want cake, they should eat cake. I love how the Chancellor already knows the answer, but seems to ask the question out of habit. It will be up to you to enter the keep and rescue Princess Toadstool! : Spores alive!!! You're telling us that Bowser has abducted the Princess AGAIN? Nevermind. : I fear the worst! Could Bowser somehow be behind all of this? Mario droops his head here, showing his shame. Sure, I should have transcribed this, but it's one of those lines I felt the need to show. That finely mustachioed Toad must be the Chancellor. It also contains our first Frog Coin, which are green, sexy, and kind of rare. ![]() There's only one chance to grab this chest, so if you're playing along, be sure to get this chest. Scattered throughout the world are 39 hidden treasure chests. This is a secret a lot of people seem to miss. There's actually a reason why I'm riding on Toad's head here it's not just for my amusement. Inside the castle, we're greeted by (a?) Toad. It just really seems in the spirit of Mario. And yeah, I find it fairly necessary to jump places as often as possible. We pop past the Inn, too, but we don't need it right now.Īnd here we are at the castle. Heading in, we past the Item Shop, but we'll stop by there in a little bit. Last time, we left off just outside of Mushroom Kingdom. Last time, we got Mario's first weapon and rescued Toad from a bevy of dangerous situations. Part 3: Update Three: Of Fat Frogs and Fireballs
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